Alexander Graham Bell Funny Quotes & Sayings

When bowing to the inevitable, it's best to do so low, and quickly. — Daniel Polansky

I won't even take jobs where you get paid to sit with a group of friends and party. That's never been my vibe. — Taryn Manning

The Jacobin leaders were beset on many sides by enemies, both open and covert. But in the end the most dangerous and unforgiving enemies they faced were themselves. In choosing terror, they chose a path that led to self-destruction. — Marisa Linton

I do have a huge problem, a huge problem. In fact, worse than watching is hearing. I cannot stand to hear my own voice. When it's coming out of my mouth right now it sounds fantastically interesting to me. It's rich in light and shade, it goes up and down. But when I hear it either on TV or even on someone's answering machine, I just sound like I've had half my brain removed. — Hugh Laurie

I feel like the longer I hold out - I feel like as soon I move to L.A., I just become one of a million. — Greg Poehler