Alex Henley Quotes & Sayings

I went to high school in Lexington, Massachusetts, which in hindsight was very nice. — Eugene Mirman

Both law and comedy are heavily focused on thought and viewing all angles. To write a good joke, you have to look at a premise every way possible. And with a good legal argument, you have to see all sides to get the best line of argument for your client. Law school made me a better comic, and comedy has made me a better public speaker. — Troy Walker

Indian men are still used to the traditional role given to women; they want intelligent girls for company but not to marry ... they have yet to taste and relish the company of mature women. — Amrita Pritam

Drought brings out the worst in us and it's easy to hate your fellow human beings. — Luke Davies

The light of love, the purity of grace,
The mind, the Music breathing from her face,
The heart whose softness harmonised the whole
And, oh! that eye was in itself a Soul! — George Gordon Byron

You make me wish that birth control was retroactive. — Redd Foxx

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing. — Natasha Leggero

I don't exercise. My philosophy is: No pain, no pain. — Carol Leifer

I hope my death makes more sense than my life. — Arthur Bremer