Alestorm Captain Quotes & Sayings

Cats will be cats. — Morrissey

Education has become a very powerful weapon in the struggle to produce a well-developed person. — Nelson Mandela

If you keep performing, and if you stay healthy, you keep playing. — Joe Sakic

Wire-walking in performance is one thing - I never fell, of course. If I had, I wouldn't be here talking about it. — Philippe Petit

In order to determine whether we can know anything with certainty, we first have to doubt everything we know. - Descartes — Lex Bayer

In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I'm keeping a chart. — Hillary Clinton

Some people, no matter what you give them, still want the moon.
The bread, the salt, white meat and dark meat, still hungry.
The marriage bed and the cradle, still empty arms.
You give them land, their own earth under their feet, still they take to the roads.
And water: dig them the deepest, still it's not deep enough to drink the moon from. — Denise Levertov

Giants in
Their promises, but those obtained, weak pigmies
In their performance. — Philip Massinger

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. — Richard Schiff

One of my pet peeves is that when people are in their automobiles, I think they're exceptionally rude on the road. I would love to have the superpower to make their cars break down after they do something rude on the road so the freeways would be littered with these jackasses who have broken-down cars. — Chris Carmack

Well, we can't have it, so don't let us grumble but shoulder our bundles and trudge along as cheerfully as Marmee does. I'm sure Aunt March is a regular Old Man of the Sea to me, but I suppose when I've learned to carry her without complaining, she will tumble off, or get so light that I shan't mind her. — Louisa May Alcott

When any institution becomes large and compartmentalized, with departments and subdepartments, then the conscience of the institution will often become so fragmented and diluted as to be virtually nonexistent, and the organization becomes inherently evil. — M. Scott Peck

As soon as you close your eyes, the adventure of sleep begins."

-from "A Man Asleep — Georges Perec