Alessandro Magno Quotes & Sayings

So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is." — Tim Vine

Analogy and probability are not bedrock; they are lifeboats in an ocean of doubt, and sometimes they founder. So rhetoric tends to the passionate:we argue, not with surety, but as the shipwrecked clinging to the only thing they have. — Andrew J. Patrick

A man doesn't put on a mask unless he's got some dark work in mind. — Joe Abercrombie

I believe that life-saving, essential drugs should be freely available and the innovator should be paid a suitable royalty payment for his invention. — Yusuf Hamied

That's the big challenge of life - to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don't annoy your friends with your whining. — Marc Maron

You can always spot the scientist at a strip club, because he is the only one examining the audience. — Michio Kaku