Alerted Bertinelli Quotes & Sayings

Do not think your story [for a one-person show] is unique ... your story is the same as millions of others. But that's o.k. - you just need to find the one or two things that makes your story interesting enough to justify someone leaving their apartment and exchanging currency. — Julie Halston

When asked by a woman from Attica:'Why are you Spartan women the only ones who can rule men?', she said: 'Because we are the only ones who give birth to men. — Plutarch

I haven't been abroad in so long that I almost speak English without an accent now. — Robert Benchley

And everything with you is always so, I don't know, fucking heavy. — T. Greenwood

Fashions smile has given wit to dullness and grace to deformity, and has brought everything into vogue, by turns, but virtue. — Charles Caleb Colton

If you want to stay fit, surround yourself with a couple of chicks who are fired up, so that the one day you're not, you can feed off their energy. — Gabrielle Reece

Every soul deserves a shot at a Cadillac, but not everyone should be guaranteed a Cadillac. — Ben Stein

The most effective medium is yourself and the power you communicate by your intention and your story. — Gloria Feldt

I am a sort of collector of religions: and the curious thing is that I find I can believe in them all. — George Bernard Shaw

Who eat their corn while yet 'tis green
At the true harvest can but glean. — Saadi

It ain't the heat, it's the humility. — Yogi Berra

Each time a man stands up for an ideal or acts to improve the lot of others or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope. — Robert Kennedy

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. — Stephen King

Though drowned was just as dead as any other way of dying. — Mercedes Lackey