Aleanova Quotes & Sayings

In moments of unmet desire, heartbreak, or grief, Satan sends a poisonous arrow of doubt straight at your heart. This was his plan with Eve. He persuaded her to think God was "holding out on her" and that she would be better off not listening to Him. — Marian Jordan Ellis

Managements, you know, often think of themselves. — Walter Schloss

My candidacy is a compelling argument for my candidacy. I want to be President. — John Hodgman

You train yourself in the art of being mysterious to everyone. My dear friend! What if there were no one, who cared about guessing your riddle, what pleasure would you then take in it? — Soren Kierkegaard

Many Afghan intellectuals in the United States believe that their country is best kept together. They are encouraged by the fact that no leading tribal or political figure there has called for secession. — Stephen Kinzer

A female artist friend of mine recently told me that she was advised to 'look more slutty.' I asked her boyfriend what the equivalent advice for a man would be. He said to be more muscular. That made me rush to the gym. — Mark Kostabi

Forgiveness is not an occassional act; it is a permanent attitude. — James Van Praagh

I am not having a fucking orgy. So stop throwing your buddy at me!" Then I was struck by a thought and I poked my head back out of the bathroom and looked at him speculatively. "Are you bi? — Eve Langlais

Each time a barrier falls for one person, the doors of opportunity open wider for every other American. — Jesse Jackson

Happiness can never hope to command so much interest as distress. — Stella Gibbons

If you're a serious actor, it's when you know you're going to die tomorrow that you really start to feel it. — Rowan Atkinson

This is not a meritocracy. — Sallie Tisdale