Aldrete Baseball Quotes & Sayings

I'm too lazy and I like food and I like my free time too much to spend it working out! — Katherine Heigl

Clean shoes are no indication of clean feet, especially if worn on the head. — Philip Ardagh

When I give concerts, the tickets sell for five dollars to one hundred dollars, but for my concerts the five-dollar seats are down in front ... the further back you go, the more you have to pay. The hundred dollar seats are the last two rows, and those tickets go like hotcakes! In fact, if you pay two hundred dollars you don't have to come at all. — Jack Benny

Devout Buddhists believe in sonam - an accounting of righteous deeds that, when large enough, enables one to escape the cycle of birth and rebirth and transcend forever this world of pain and suffering. — Jon Krakauer

They went through Crescent City, a tired-looking town, where you could get a beer for a dollar and maybe get a fractured skull for nothing. — Richard Preston

Our borders are much too porous ... We want to keep them open, but we also have to be much more careful ... Right now, if you get on an airplane [to the U.S.] and claim asylum ... when you arrive at Kennedy Airport in New York, they will say to you, 'OK, we'll give you a hearing on whether you deserve asylum. Show up in a year.' And two-thirds of the people never show up. — Charles Schumer