Alcalde Quotes & Sayings

If You Have A Lemon, Make A Lemonade That is what a great educator does. But the fool does the exact opposite. If he finds that life has handed him a lemon, he gives up and says: "I'm beaten. It is fate. I haven't got a chance." Then he proceeds to rail against the world and indulge in an orgy of selfpity. But when the wise man is handed a lemon, he says: "What lesson can I learn from this misfortune? How can I improve my situation? How can I turn this lemon into a lemonade? — Dale Carnegie

When I get a new script my mom will read them and just be aghast. I think it's hysterical. — Alia Shawkat

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish! — Craig Bruce

Introverts are offered keys to private gardens full of riches. To possess sucha key is to tumble like Alice down her rabbit hole. She didn't choose to go to Wonderland - but she made of it an adventure that was fresh and fantastic and very much her own. — Susan Cain

There is no free lunch, so if you're playing with the big train set - on big movies - it's a lot of money they're entrusting you with, and you have to get that money back for them. I don't take that responsibility lightly. — Jon Favreau

Over good food and lots of laughs, I fell deeply in love with Apple Drew. — Lani Lynn Vale

I'm hard of hearing. I miss a lot. It's really tough. — Ted Turner

First off, I don't do self-deprecation comedy based on being fat. I would always talk about it honestly. Secondly, I don't care how much I weigh. — Jeff Garlin

Children's as good as 'rithmetic to set you findin' out things. — Frances Hodgson Burnett

The alcalde tells me that it isn't kind to interrupt. In reply I begin to open my dress, so he can see what God has given me. I smile as an iguana smiles. He looks away. — Aaron Thier

The trouble with me is, I belong to a vanishing race. I'm one of the intellectuals. — Robert E. Sherwood

Ordinary people are products of their environment. Extraordinary people make their environments products of them. — Matshona Dhliwayo

A lot of improvisers mistakenly assume stand-up is awful, because there are a lot of stand-ups in the world that did not appeal to me. It was so easy to make a blanket statement when I was improvising only: 'Stand-up's terrible.' It's so ignorant and stupid to do that. But it's easy to do that. So that's where I came from. — Kurt Braunohler

On one memorable occasion Vronsky played all the parts in an abridged version of Anna Karenina when the rest of the cast were on strike for more blinis. — Jasper Fforde