Alan Wake Funny Quotes & Sayings

My brother applied for work, but was told by the company that it had more employees than it needed. My brother said, "Don't worry. The little bit of work I do won't be noticed !!!" — Milton Berle

Factory workers are not working for capitalism, they are working for a living wage. — Bernard Crick

No matter what your work today, if it is worth while at all - time to plan it out, time to do it well, and time to finish it, is your day's greatest gift and your greatest job. — George Matthew Adams

Every once in a while when I get a migraine, I like to think, "Who hates me today?" — Heidi Julavits

There'll be a special place in hell for the tape back-up people. — Adam Osborne

The world is always curious, and people become valuable merely for their inaccessibility — F Scott Fitzgerald

OkayIwaswrong. Now let's move on. Where do you think would be the best place for the angels to stay until they leave?"
"Whoa." I burst out laughing. "Did you just say that you were wrong? Was that the word? Wrong?" I smile at him. "I like the sound of that coming out of your mouth. It's lyrical. W-r-o-n-g. Wroooong. Wrrrrong. Go on, sing it with me. — Susan Ee

To maintain order in your bureaucratic life, you more or less have to stay home; go away for any length of time and you're always likely to run afoul of some agency or other. — Michel Houellebecq