Alamasonary Quotes & Sayings

I really love having lots of down time with my kids. — Molly Shannon

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you. — Ogden Nash

Since presumably the world exists for God's enjoyment, not in any simple sense, of course, but as you enjoy the being of a child even when he is in every way a thorn in your heart. — Marilynne Robinson

The undeniable feeling that, as you castigate a troll, he's rubbing his Red Dwarf mouse pad against his crotch and sighing, Angry liberal women typing at me. Oh yah. That's how I like it. — Caitlin Moran

Al Gore is producing enough hot air to make his doomsday predictions about global warming a self-fulfilling prophecy. — Joseph Farah

Rhage glanced over in the relative silence. "You are a genius." "Harold Ramis is." "I'm sorry?" "You ever see Stripes? My favorite movie of all time. I based this thing on Bill Murray's ride. — J.R. Ward

I know none of Time's cardinal pillar on which it says forever just because eternity is not Time anymore. — Sorin Cerin

The more one needs God the more perfect he is. To need God is nothing to be ashamed of but is perfection itself. It is the saddest thing in the world if a human being goes through life without discovering that he needs God! — Soren Kierkegaard

Not every boy thrown to the wolves becomes a hero. — John Barth

Every moment is a new and shocking transvaluation of all we have ever been. — T. S. Eliot