Akpos Cartoon Quotes & Sayings

As a reader, I have a very short attention span and a low tolerance for boredom, and I find that comes in handy with my writing. If I get bored writing something, I pity the people who will then try to read it. — John Scalzi

Ice hockey is the closest thing to religion permitted by the Soviet Union. — Tom Clancy

One individual life may be of priceless value to God's purpose, and yours may be that life. — Oswald Chambers

Was it really so far-fetched to think that words had a way of shaping a person's whole life? — Kami Garcia

I decided there and then to sue the bastards. — Barry Sheene

My dear boy, in Ireland the midwife uses one hand to hold the baby's best fighting arm from the font water, and grips its jaws with the other lest the goes to litigation about it. Says O'LiamRoe — Dorothy Dunnett

Ah, Milk Duds. The official candy of pissed-off fat women everywhere — Susan Donovan

This is like the joke where the guy climbs the mountain and asks the guru, 'What is the secret of life?,' and the guru says, 'All is One,' and the guys says, 'Are you kidding?,' and the guru says, 'You mean it isn't? — Rudy Rucker

But you should know that about Dauntless- girl, guy, whatever, it doesn't matter here. What matters is what you've got in your gut. — Veronica Roth

The election process is a total fraud. If voters believe the process is secret, they will vote. If not, they will not. — Riordan Roett