Airspeed Quotes & Sayings

Keep thy airspeed up, less the earth come from below and smite thee. — William Kershner

In solitude, the deep silent, awakens the divinity of the soul. — Lailah Gifty Akita

There is nothing that will keep a person from Christ like a good opinion of himself. — Charles Spurgeon

'Noah' is an insult to Bible-believing Christians, an insult to the character of Noah and, most of all, an insult to the God of the Bible. As a result, I believe Hollywood will have a much harder time in marketing future biblically-themed movies to Christians. — Ken Ham

But he was long-legged for a ten-year-old, — Katherine Paterson

Me, while I'm heading west, asleep at Mach 0.83, or 455 miles an hour, or true airspeed, the FBI is bomb-squading my suitcase on a vacated runway back in Dulles. Nine out of ten times, the security task force guy says, the vibration is an electric razor. The other time, it's a vibrating dildo.
Imagine, the task force guy says, telling a passenger on arrival that a dildo kept her baggage on the East Coast. Sometimes it's even a man. It's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Use the indefinite article.
A dildo.
Never your dildo.
Never say the dildo accidentally turned itself on.
A dildo activated itself and created an emergency situation that required the evacuating of your baggage. — Chuck Palahniuk

It's not the medium that's the message - it's consciousness - the wonder of being able to wonder ... — John Geddes

My non-co-operation is a token of my earnest longing for real heart co-operation in the place of co-operation falsely so called. — Mahatma Gandhi

With classic sitcoms like MASH, the characters all drove each other crazy, and that's what you loved to see. — David Alan Basche

I belong to a group of men who fly alone. There is only one seat in the cockpit of a fighter airplane. There is no space alotted for another pilot to tune the radios in the weather or make the calls to air traffic control centers or to help with the emergency procedures or to call off the airspeed down final approach. There is no one else to break the solitude of a long cross-country flight. There is no one else to make decisions. — Richard Bach

You've got to kill the terrorists before the killing stops. And I'm for the president to chase them all over the world. If it takes 10 years, blow them all away in the name of the Lord. — Jerry Falwell

Some hedge fund managers have made big bucks trading oil futures - George Soros is one. — Gary Weiss

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? — Graham Chapman