Air Conditioner Funny Quotes & Sayings

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. — Winston Churchill

The best way to understand the soul of America is read Walt Whitman's poetry — Dermot McCabe

Psychotherapy is the theory that the patient will probably get well anyhow and is certainly a damn fool. — H.L. Mencken

The god, O men, seems to me to be really wise; and by his oracle to mean this, that the wisdom of this world is foolishness and of none effect. — Plato

When it becomes a revolutionary act to eat real food, we are in trouble. — Mark Hyman

So I just play the character, I play the lines. — Fiona Shaw

Poor management can increase software costs more rapidly than any other factor. Particularly on large projects, each of the following mismanagement actions has often been responsible for doubling software development costs. — Barry Boehm

Why does she have wings?'
So she can fly. — Sarah Dessen

The Toys of a Lifetime — Roger Ebert

The U.S. government alleges that for the past 45 years, the companies that manufacture and sell tobacco have waged an intentional and coordinated campaign of deceit — Janet Reno

There is a demon in technology. It was put there by man and man will have to exorcise it before technological civilization can achieve the eighteenth-century ideal of humane civilized life. — Rene Dubos

Only a fool or a fraud talks tough or romantically about war. — John McCain

A US Department of Education; implementation of a scientific materialist philosophy; studies, being cleansed of religious, patriotic and other features of the bourgeois ideology; students taught on the basis of Marxian dialectical materialism, internationalism and general ethics of a new socialist society; present obsolete methods of teaching will be superseded by a scientific pedagogy. The whole basis and organization of capitalist science will be revolutionized. Science will become materialistic, hence truly scientific. God will be banished from the laboratories as well as from the schools. — William Z. Foster

For thirty years," he said, "I've sailed the seas and seen good and bad, better and worse, fair weather and foul, provisions running out, knives going, and what not. Well, now I tell you, I never seen good come o' goodness yet. Him as strikes first is my fancy; dead men don't bite; them's my views - amen, so be it. — Robert Louis Stevenson

It is true that we are called to create a better world. But we are first of all called to a more immediate and exalted task: that of creating our own lives. — Thomas Merton