Aint Worried Bout Nun Quotes & Sayings

Dogs in My Nose
When I woke up that morning, it didn't take me long to realize there were dogs in my nose. I could hear their muffled barks; I could feel their playful vibrations.
It's not dangerous to have dogs in your nose, in fact, it's quite all right to leave them in there for an hour or so. But in this case, because they got in there without permission, I decided to expel them immediately, coaxing them out with a piece of hamburger.
The dogs popped out and landed on the floor. They shook their little floppy ears and bounded off, and I was amused at the prospect of some other weary traveler awakening to find he had dogs in his nose. — Steve Martin

And if it is a mystery, then we, too, had the right to preach mystery and to teach them that it is not the free choice of the heart that matters, and not love, but the mystery, which they must blindly obey, even setting aside their own conscience. And so we did. We corrected your deed and based it on miracle, mystery, and authority. And mankind rejoiced that they were once more led like sheep, and that at last such a terrible gift, which had brought them so much suffering, had been taken from their hearts. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror. — Kinky Friedman

Naughty King (A Sexy Manhattan Fairytale: Part One) (Valentine, Michelle A.) - Your Highlight on Location 149-151 | Added on Friday, March 20, 2015 4:11:48 PM But know this: I'm going to make your life a living hell while you're here. I'll have you dying to fuck my brains out or needing to walk away before you kill me with your own bare hands. Either way - you're fucked." ========== — Anonymous

We all want to make our mark in life, right? It doesn't have to be big. Sometimes we just want people to remember we were here. — Jeyn Roberts

And I offer this book with the heartiest sentiments to all the jolly people who hate what I write, and regard it (very justly, for all I know), as a piece of poor clowning or a single tiresome joke. — G.K. Chesterton

This is God's world this is not the media's world. — Terrell Owens

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. — Earl Nightingale

I mean this record does not sound like somebody's maiden voyage. — George Duke

My family isn't like yours," he says. "Well, I certainly hope not. We can't all be dreamers and crackpots, you know. — Lyla Payne

The most dangerous stories we make up are the narratives that diminish our inherent worthiness. — Brene Brown