Agnes Oblige Quotes & Sayings

No matter how awful something is, you can always sell tickets. — Augusten Burroughs

Why ask art into a life at all, if not to be transformed and enlarged by its presence and mysterious means? Some — Jane Hirshfield

it. If you find yourself asking yourself (and your friends), "Am I really a writer? Am I really an artist?" chances are you are. — Steven Pressfield

Other people go to the office. I get to coach. I know I've been blessed. — Jim Valvano

Celebrate while you can — Joyce Carol Oates

Umm. Wow. Did it grow? Because it looks bigger."
"Kissin' your red-hot love flower made this stem grow big and hard just for you, baby doll."
AJ managed to meet his eyes. "Love flower?"
"Thought maybe you wanted some kinda sweet-talkin' love words first. — Lorelei James

I always knew I wanted to do comedy. I like making people laugh. — Jillian Bell

What the hell was he carrying this shit around for?" the second vamp demanded.
"It's useful in making captures, subduing difficult prisoners." Pritkin shrugged.
"Then ... this is a weapon."
"Yes."
"But he was going on a date."
Pritkin looked confused. — Karen Chance

Sheep. I'm stuck in a boarding school filled with sheep. — Libba Bray

How many serial killer stories does one nation need? Give me hero stories any day. — Jack Cavanaugh

First impression is unfair, because a first impression of somebody is guarded, and you don't know the person. — Frank Oz

So Aphrodite married Hephaestus and the celebrity ship Aphrophaestus completely dominated Olympian tabloid news for like a thousand years. Did they live happily ever after? HAHAHAHAHA. No. — Rick Riordan

There's no such thing as the United Nations. If the U.N. secretary building in New York lost 10 stories, it wouldn't make a bit of difference. — John Bolton