Quotes & Sayings About Aging Parents Funny

One of the villagers had left his home to try his luck abroad. After twenty five years, having made a fortune, he returned to his country with his wife and child. Meanwhile his mother and sister had been running a small hotel in the village where he was born. He decided to give them a surprise and, leaving his wife and child in another inn, he went to stay at his mother's place, booking a room under an assumed name. His mother and sister completely failed to recognize him. At dinner that evening he showed them a large sum of money he had on him, and in the course of the night they slaughtered him with a hammer. After taking the money they flung the body into the river. Next morning his wife came and, without thinking, betrayed the guest's identity. His mother hanged herself. His sister threw herself into a well. — Albert Camus

Mission complete, Country. — Kirsty Dallas

Potential is the good of life
action the secret key. — Deron Williams

The reward of the good man is to be allowed to worship in truth. — Soren Kierkegaard

Do you think any of us go anywhere until we have the truth? Do you think there's peace without justice?" "No, I don't," Eve admitted, knowing it would always drive her. — J.D. Robb

... what makes us monsters is our need to be saints — Carlos Malvar

In 1970, there was a single telephone company in the United States called AT&T, and its technology was called circuit switching, and that was all any telecom engineer worried about. — Vint Cerf

If you didn't earn your salvation how are you going to un-earn it? — Timothy Keller

An intemperate patient makes a harsh doctor. — Publilius Syrus

People come to my places to eat dinner with their friends, not with me. — Peter Morton

Lying is a most disgraceful vice; it first despises God, and then fears men. — Plutarch

Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go. — Dave Chappelle

For me, a book held the potential to change my life, at least for the moments lost between the pages. — Claire Ashby

History is the fruit of power, but power itself is never so transparent that its analysis becomes superfluous. The ultimate mark of power may be its invisibility; the ultimate challenge, the exposition of its roots. — Michel-Rolph Trouillot