Quotes & Sayings About Ageing Funny

The only solutions that are ever worth anything are the solutions that people find themselves. — Satyajit Ray

I'm forty-two," he said. "That's eighty-four in musician years. — Monica Wood

I've learned, I think, to be able to distinguish between the necessary and the unnecessary as far as my limited outside time is concerned. Saying 'no' politely is a necessity if one wants to lead any kind of stable life. — Richard Chamberlain

The first rule of etiquette a boy learns when he's about to enter
society is that civility is due to all women. No provocation, no
matter how unjust and rudely delivered, can validate a man who fails
to treat a woman with anything less than utmost courtesy."
The boys hung on his every word. He glanced in her direction.
"I have met some incredibly unpleasant women, and I have never failed
in this duty. But I must admit: your sister may prove my undoing. — Ilona Andrews

Can I fetch you something, madam? A cup of tea?'
In the old days she'd have been 'miss' and he'd have offered her a cocktail. — Sara Sheridan

I was never a doodler. I had never felt a drive to draw ... Actually when I was a kid, I really hated art classes. My father was a kind of a Sunday painter and he liked to draw and do water colors. So, I would bring him my assignment and he would do them for me, because it was easy for him to do ... — Wade Guyton

We are all agents of the same supreme power, the people — Daniel Webster

I wanted to be on Broadway, but in musical comedy. — Carol Burnett

Celebrating Christmas without Christ is like celebrating George Washington's birthday without mentioning the first president. — James N. Watkins

I think kids slowly begin to realize that what they're learning relates to other things they know. Then learning starts to get more and more exciting. — Norton Juster

You manage things; you lead people. — Grace Hopper

I know I want to help people and inspire people. That's my purpose in life. — Ethan Zohn

When it's all said and done remember, You are only as old as you look. — Mark W. Boyer

A ghost is a human being who has passed out of the physical body, usually in a traumatic state and is not aware usually of his true condition. We are all spirits encased in a physical body. At the time of passing, our spirit body continues into the next dimension. A ghost, on the other hand, due to trauma, is stuck in our physical world and needs to be released to go on. — Hans Holzer

Like the 'little emperors' of one-child China, too many Boomers were taught early that the world was made (or saved) for their comfort and enjoyment. They behaved accordingly, with a self-indulgence that was wholly rational, given their situation. — Eric Liu

You cannot gauge the intelligence of an American by talking with him; you must work with him. The American polishes and refines his way of doing things-even the most commonplace-the way the French of the 17th century polished their maxims. — Eric Hoffer

Treat a boy like a fool and he'll act like a fool, I say, but there's some folks need convincing. — Stephen Vincent Benet