Age Doesn't Matter Funny Quotes & Sayings

The poor prayed to become rich, and the rich prayed to become richer. — Barbara Wood

I take Charb's point, but at some point has Charlie Hebdo been trying to have it both ways because some of what they do is not funny. — Scott Simon

It is impossible for anyone to be responsible for another person's behavior. The most you or any leader can do is to encourage each one to be responsible for himself. — Robert A. Heinlein

I always thought of Levittown as a joke. — Bill Griffith

Hades," Kronos growled. "I hope you and the ladies have come to pledge your allegiance." "I'm afraid not." Hades sighed. "My son here convinced me that perhaps I should prioritize my list of enemies." He glanced at me with distaste. "As much as I dislike certainupstart demigods, it would not do for Olympus to fall. I would miss bickering with my siblings. And if there is one thing we agree on - it is that you were a TERRIBLE father. — Rick Riordan

The craze of genealogy is connected with the epidemic for divorce. If we can't figure out who our living relatives are, then maybe we'll have more luck with the dead ones. — Elizabeth Jane Howard

The proper use of science is not to conquer nature but to live in it. — Barry Commoner

The crucial role of the rich in a capitalist economy is ... to invest; to provide unencumbered and unbureaucratized cash. — George Gilder

I was angry at God until I came to understand that it isn't God's fault when people mistreat me. I still have my doubts at times, but I try to remember that God has given them the same free will that He's given me. — Jennifer Hudson Taylor

Your tears of sorrow today will bring bliss in the future ... — Ras Obenn

The hardest thing I had to overcome in life? I think racism. That's so difficult because I don't think anyone can ever understand it. It's not that people don't want to understand it, but they don't want to touch it. — Herschel Walker