In Hollywood, as I've often said, if you don't sing or dance, you end up as an after-dinner speaker. — Ronald Reagan
I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack. — Sid Waddell
Well with me now is Geoffrey Robinson. He was once voted 'After-dinner Speaker of the Year', so if you've had your tea, you're in for a treat — Eddie Mair