Advent Calendar Funny Quotes & Sayings

I could not possibly be in a relationship now for more than six days. When I was younger, I might have said six months, although I think the longest relationship I was ever in was three years. — Fran Lebowitz

There's something about love that builds up and is creative. There is something about hate that tears down and is destructive. So love your enemies. — Martin Luther King Jr.

When I was with him, I felt like I already knew him — Gayle Forman

The resolve to diet is most easily summoned on a full stomach. — Terry Rossio

I think the cultural programming on the ABC is one of the glories of the ABC. — George Brandis

Human desires are the main cause of suffering — Siddhattha Gotama Buddha

The boy and the girl had once dreamed of ships, long ago, before they'd ever seen the True Sea. They were the vessels of stories, magic ships with masts hewn from sweet cedar and sails spun by maidens from thread of pure gold. Their crews were white mice who sang songs and scrubbed the decks with their pink tails. — Leigh Bardugo

Eww! That's gross, Gramps. You just picked that stick up off the grass. Who knows what animal has done sick things to it. Probably chipmunks I bet; they're always doing devious stuff when you're not looking. — Joel T. McGrath

But when friends would ask Kathy whether they, too, should start their own business, she talked them out of it. You don't run the business, she would say. The business runs you. — Dave Eggers

wish there'd been a shortcut, but the wound — Anne Lamott

I remember how when I felt lonely, I would whisper her name - our name - and hold my breath, waiting for an echo, certain that it would come someday. — Khaled Hosseini

Suicide is not the way out of bondage of pain. It is the threshold of eternal pain. Satan hisses lies wanting you to believe suicide is better than to serve the Lord. — Sue Raymond