Adorkable Rachel Quotes & Sayings

I have never owned a share of stock in my life, and the only time I've double dipped into anything is at the snack tray. — Michael Moore

Education may work wonders as well in warping the genius of individuals as in seconding it. — Amos Bronson Alcott

When one remembers how the Catholic Church has been governed, and by whom, one realizes that it must have been divinely inspired to have survived at all. — Hilaire Belloc

Can't you get flowers from the evil flower shop?" "Yes," I whispered, "but then they'd be evil flowers. C'mon, Bentley, try to keep up." "You know that charming tic, Daniel, where you start making jokes in a dangerous situation, and we all pretend we don't know you're doing it in order to cover up how nervous you are?" "What about it?" I asked. "I was just asking if you were aware of it." "Nope," I said. — Craig Schaefer

We're all the same in different ways — Thabiso Monkoe