Adjunct Teaching Quotes & Sayings

Be glad I don't have my gun because right now I'm considering the different ways I can get you to shut up. Let me scream and back off. — Abbi Glines

Many adult book authors supplement their income by teaching at the college level. Full-time professors fare well, but pay for adjunct professors is notoriously shabby. Children's book authors have a sweeter deal. We're invited by schools, libraries, law firms, and Fortune 500 companies to share our best writing tips and strategies. — Kate Klise

Adjunct teachers are the professorial equivalent of the migrant Mexican farm laborers hired during harvest. If you can get a good contract at the same farm every year, where the farmer pays you on time and doesn't cheat or abuse you, then it's in your best interest to show up consistently from year to year. — Ruth Ozeki

Recovery proceeding excellently. Am sure that the crushing of the Kazan Czechs and whiteguards, as well as of the kulak extortioners supporting them, will be exemplarily ruthless. — Vladimir Lenin

I took a fresh pack of Luckies, a mint called Sen-Sen, my old man's Trojans. — Billy Joel

I love hard and still haven't a clue what it feels like ... — Alexandra Elle

Teaching methods are often inadequate for the goals faculties are trying to achieve. Important courses such as expository writing and foreign languages are frequently taught by untrained graduate students and underpaid adjunct teachers. — Derek Bok

I'll drop you back to test driver so fast it will make your bra snap. — Doug Solter