Adidas Footwear Quotes & Sayings

After discovering him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffering from a severe case of vagina elbow. It's a condition not unlike tennis elbow, but you get it from masturbating. — Chelsea Handler

Vivian had found trouble early and often, and discovered that instead of it scaring her, it only made her feel more alive. — Michael Callahan

If you have a body, you are entitled to the full range of feelings. It comes with the package. — Anne Lamott

Because I feared I couldn't walk to Newton Centre without her, I needed to hike through desert, snow and woods alone.

Childhood is a wilderness. — Aspen Matis

Who are you and why are you here?'
'I'm here to kill you.'
'Oh. I knew there was something about you I liked. — Greg Farshtey