Adam Sandler Goat Skit Quotes & Sayings

She worshiped the ground he walked on and would even eat out of the toilet bowl he took a dump in if it came down to it. — Angel Williams

The reason why we have never found measure of wealth. We never sought it. — George S. Clason

I went out under the sky, Muse! and I was your vassal. — Arthur Rimbaud

You only had to look at Noah and his wife, or at their three sons and their three wives, to realize what a genetically messy lot the human race would turn out to be. — Julian Barnes

The American language is in a state of flux based upon survival of the unfittest. — Cyril Connolly

Enjoy the joy of being enjoyed by God. — Sam Storms

The obscurest sayings of the truly great are often those which contain the germ of the profoundest and most useful truths. — Giuseppe Mazzini

America needs no words from me to see how your decision in Roe v. Wade has deformed a great nation. The so-called right to abortion has pitted mothers against their children and women against men. — Mother Teresa

Usability is like love. You have to care, you have to listen, and you have to be willing to change. You'll make mistakes along the way, but that's where growth and forgiveness come in. — Jeffrey Zeldman

At present I answer about 100 letters a month, and read 300 emails. — Piers Anthony

God had sent her someone who was exactly right to inspire her to make full use of the talents she'd been blessed with. — Elizabeth Camden

Tupac gave us validity. Tupac made the kid getting beat up every day realize that it was okay to be smart. Tupac made the knucklehead realize that it was okay to stay home and read a book. A fool at 40, a fool forever. — Bevy Smith

A politician will promise the moon but deliver an ant hill — Bangambiki Habyarimana