Activate Php Magic Quotes & Sayings

I think obsessions happen because you're trying to understand something or some urge. — Jim Carrey

The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous. — H.L. Mencken

I'm not the best audience for that because I'm not a great science-fiction fan. I just never got off on space ships and space costumes, things like that. — Gary Oldman

Habits are soon assumed; but when we strive to strip them off, 'tis being flayed alive. — William Cowper

Venerable to me is the hard hand; crooked & coarse; wherein notwithstanding lies a cunning virtue indefeasibly royal as the Scepter of this Planet. Hardly entreated Brother! For us was thy way so bent, for us were thy straight limb & fingers so deformed; thou wert our Conscript on whom the lot fell, & fighting our battles wert so marred. For in thee too lay a God-created Form, but it is not unfolded. Encrusted must it stand with the thick adhesions & defacements of labor, & thy body, thy soul, was no to know Freedom. — Thomas Carlyle

I'm a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny. — Kevin Dillon