Acloudguru Cartoon Quotes & Sayings

Any gentleman with the slightest chic will give a girl a fifty dollar bill for the powder room. — George Axelrod

Ask without pettiness Being before doing Convictions without compromise Discipline without dreariness Ask — Ravi Zacharias

And since we're all adults here, let's be brutally honest-most babies are not actually attractive. In fact, they're weird and freakish looking. A large percentage of them are squinty-eyed and bald and their faces are all mushed toegther, kind of like Renee Zellweger pushed up against a glass window. — Joan Rivers

Working from home is so, so hard because I want to be present for them and yet there's so much to do work-wise. That's the biggest challenge for me. — Andy Serkis

Neatness was not one of the things he aimed at in life. — George Selden

I played football the only way I knew. If you have the football and 11 guys are after you - if you're smart - you'll run. It was no big deal. — Red Grange

Lord," he said, "on this holiest of days, we thank you for food and ammunition. May our ships get through and the enemy's get lost." They all said "Amen" and then the orderlies brought in something that the cook had made out of bread crumbs and canned malevolence. Alistair — Chris Cleave

Sure there's a catch," Doc Daneeka replied. "Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat duty isn't really crazy." There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. — Joseph Heller

Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encountering raised eyebrows. — Bennett Cerf

The taste forever refines in the study of women. — Nathaniel Parker Willis