Acevez Funeral Home Quotes & Sayings

Jake West had ruined the entire male penis experience for me for eternity. Any dick that wasn't his may as well be flaccid and the size of a pin. — Amity Cross

We're on the threshold of death. Soon, we shall be inside ... — Elie Wiesel

This, precious. This is for real. — Laurelin Paige

We ought to call ourselves Homo clamorans. Noisemaking man. — Stephen Baxter

Is it stupid to waste time on stuff like that in a world like this? When everything might fall apart any minute? — Isaac Marion

Show a little faith in someone when they need it. It's amazing how it comes back around to you. — Garon Whited

I think comedians see themselves as people among people. — Michael Showalter

A ruling government can't afford to publish history
in a version which lessens its' chance for reelection. — Toba Beta

PLATITUDE, n. The fundamental element and special glory of popular literature. A thought that snores in words that smoke. The wisdom of a million fools in the diction of a dullard. A fossil sentiment in artificial rock. A moral without the fable. All that is mortal of a departed truth. A demi-tasse of milk-and-mortality. The Pope's-nose of a featherless peacock. A jelly-fish withering on the shore of the sea of thought. The cackle surviving the egg. A desiccated epigram. — Ambrose Bierce

Anyone who's loved has more love to give. — Paulo Coelho

I think that taking life seriously means something such as this: that whatever man does on this planet has to be done in the lived truth of the terror of creation, of the grotesque, of the rumble of panic underneath everything. Otherwise it is false. Whatever is achieved must be achieved with the full exercise of passion, of vision, of pain, of fear, and of sorrow. How do we know, that our part of the meaning of the universe might not be a rhythm in sorrow? — Ernest Becker

I shall accord to myself the honor of inscribing myself as an applicant for the American citizenship which according to law I can obtain only after five years residence in this country. And I shall yield to no one of my future countrymen in patriotism. I consider America now my real home. — Wilhelm Steinitz

It's my own space, my own time, when I'm just out there letting my thoughts go. It's part of my day like eating, and it's one of my favorite parts. — Louise Andrews Kent

Is it possible to fall in love with someone even when you're already in love with them? Because I'm pretty sure I just did. — Jessica Sorensen

I usually get freaked out if I'm in a situation where a lot of people recognise me at once. — Steve Buscemi