Acephalous Quotes & Sayings

Envy, like flame, blackens that which is above it, and which it cannot reach. — Jean Antoine Petit-Senn

I'm extemely competitive, so when people start counting me out or trying to categorise me, I sorta get hungry. — Paul Walker

When I first went to preach the word abroad, the doctors and priests of the country did open wide against me. But I was persuaded of this, not to render railing for railing; but to see how many of their carnal professors I could convince of their miserable state by the law, and of the want and worth of Christ: for, thought I, This shall answer for me in time to come, when they shall be for my hire before their face. Gen. xxx. 33. — John Bunyan

A presentation copy, reader,-if haply you are yet innocent of such favours-is a copy of a book which does not sell, sent you by the author. — Charles Lamb

I've got two vices: cigarettes and taters. — Paula Deen

If we want to create a different future, we must have the courage to look at the past. — Dan B. Allender

A family is a tyranny ruled over by it's weakest member. — George Bernard Shaw

Life is sheer bliss when it wants to be. — David Mitchell

Oysters are the only food that never causes indigestion. Indeed, a man would have to eat sixteen dozen of these acephalous molluscs in order to gain the 315 grammes of nitrogen he requires daily. — Jules Verne

People ask me to predict the future, when all I want to do is prevent it. Better yet, build it. Predicting the future is much too easy, anyway. You look at the people around you, the street you stand on, the visible air you breathe, and predict more of the same. To hell with more. I want better. — Ray Bradbury

First person singular obtaining colloquial orgasm within a Caledonian sandwich' it said, then looked annoyed, and spoke incoherently into a grille set in its belly which replied. It looked up and said, 'Sorry, as I was saying: I come in peace — Iain M. Banks