Ace Ventura Shikaka Quotes & Sayings

It is futile to talk too much about the past ... like trying to make birth control retroactive. — Charles Erwin Wilson

Can anybody tell me why reporters, in making mention of lady speakers, always consider it to be necessary to report, fully and firstly, the dresses worn by them? When John Jones or Senator Rouser frees his mind in public, we are left in painful ignorance of the color and fit of his pants, coat, necktie and vest - and worse still, the shape of his boots. This seems to me a great omission. — Fanny Fern

Don't be a fool for the Devil, darling. — Anne Rice

Could I imagine being a piano? That'd be awesome. I'd throw a D-minor at you to make you sad, then an F-major to make you happy! — Brendon Urie

It's all right to hesitate if you then go ahead. — Bertolt Brecht

Unlike the phone system, the Internet has no Ma Bell or FCC to mandate new policies for the entire system. Not even Microsoft can make us all upgrade our routers. I think. — Paul Boutin

I'm a pants girl. I just feel more comfortable in them. — Dree Hemingway

Life is filled with expressions of emotion - tap into the universal energy and get what you need to feed you're soul. — Truth Devour

He was a futurist. They were all futurists. Everyone here gazed into the abyss for a living. Do it long enough, and the abyss would gaze back into you. If the abyss did that for long enough, the people who paid you for your eyes would send you to Normal Head. The — Warren Ellis

The abnormal, the sick, the vicious have become more and more interwoven into the violent culture of the United States. Into the way news is seen, into the way movies are seen. — Assata Shakur

I think that of my 21 symphonies, each has its own place. — Alan Hovhaness

The most expensive card you'll hold in your pocket is trust, if used irresponsibly, the charges become costly and the debt is often unforgivable — Silent Dugood