Ace Attorney Funny Quotes & Sayings

Microsoft went into orbit because it had a booster rocket attached to it called IBM. — Bill Gates

The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society? — Joseph Heller

That's where my job comes in. Getting the E.U. and U.S. to agree. — John Bruton

Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant. — Casey Stengel

I'd probably sleep like an angel but dream like the Devil, if the images of Reed didn't leave my sinful mind. — K.L. Middleton

I want somebody to tame me; I am too independent; and you would never be able to, I know. — Thomas Hardy

A left-wing idiot is as dangerous as a right-wing idiot. — Milos Zeman

Those who stand for different causes during different generations often experience the same oppositions and the same difficulties as those of the previous and the next generations. That is the basis of history repeating itself. — Criss Jami

So, you played a game in which you had to know more than someone with questionable OCD? — R.L. Mathewson

Just make as much money as you can, but try your best not to rob or get robbed, it will sweep all that you have and leave your hands empty. — Auliq Ice

The day the system says "no food" is a cleanup day. Since most people are not aware of which day their body should go without food, the day of Ekadashi was fixed in the Indian calendar. Ekadashi is the eleventh day of the lunar segment and recurs every fourteen days. It is traditionally regarded as the day to fast. If some people are unable to go without food because their activity levels demand it, or if they do not have the appropriate spiritual practice to support it, they can opt to go on a fruit diet. If — Sadhguru

Put the guns into our hands and we will use them. Give us the slogans and we will turn them into reality. Sing the battle hymns and we will take them up where you left off. Not one not ten not ten thousand not a million not ten millions not a hundred millions but a billion two billions of us all the people of the world we will have the slogans and we will have the hymns and we will have the guns and we will use them and we will live. Make no mistake of it we will live. We will be alive and we will walk and talk and eat and sing and laugh and feel and love and bear our children in tranquility and security in decency in peace. You plan the wars you masters of men plans the wars and point the way and we will point the gun. — Dalton Trumbo