Accessory Spleen Quotes & Sayings

About women? When I say soldiers I don't mean me. I wasn't no soldier anymore than a man that fixes watches is a watchmaker. And when I say women I don't mean you. — William Faulkner

What is an argument for the defense that neither torments nor troubles - what is a eulogy that fails to kill? Every apology should be a murder by enthusiasm. — Emil Cioran

Oh, Punky. You should afford to have a bit more humility. But the first goal is for you to stop cursing so much."
"Fuck that," Caroline said.
"You're failing miserably."
"I haven't even started yet. — Cecilia London

The greater your cares, the more genuine your prayers — Max Lucado

You know who you are. You have always been other. — Brunonia Barry

I know why you seek solitude. You suffer; I see it day by day. You sure you do not suffer needlessly? There are other ways, Frodo, other paths that we might take.
I know what you would say. And it would seem like wisdom but for the warning in my heart. — J.R.R. Tolkien

You can't repeal human nature by an Act of Congress. — Bernard Baruch

We must find out for ourselves, otherwise it wouldn't be discovery. — Florida Scott-Maxwell

Surely, if there could be regrets in heaven, the saints might mourn that they did not live longer here to do more good. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number ... She looked great going down the stairs. — Milton Jones

The objective and merit of Einstein's theory is to identify those physical magnitudes which are absolute, i.e. common for all Inertial Frames, distinguishing them from those which are a mere perspective, only shared by those observers in repose within a given Inertial Frame. — Felix Alba-Juez

I couldn't hear anything or anyone, there was only the sound of our sex and the smell of books. — Juliet Gauvin

What the American family does not want is to pay an increasing fraction of their budget, their precious dollars, for energy costs. — Steven Chu

Life could be horrible in the wrong trouser of time. — Terry Pratchett