Absurdum Band Quotes & Sayings

Maybe the bar is low, but most of the strips that are 50, 60, 70 years old that are on their second or third generation of artists, the humor is pretty bland. There are others by people that were raised on 'Family Guy' or 'South Park' that are edgier. Mine's not as edgy as those, but it's edgier than 'Beetle Bailey.' — Stephan Pastis

When you know clearly what you want, you'll wake up every morning excited about life. — Mark Victor Hansen

I write because I want to have more than one life. — Anne Tyler

I just go back to my roots. I was literally born 26 miles from Martinsville High School where Coach Wooden grew up, and then my dad coached there for four years. — Steve Alford

They had an opening. You know, it was one of those deals. I auditioned and got it in '93. — Mary Hart

I came from a classic, literate, intellectual Jewish family. — Lenny Abrahamson

Present company excluded, this looked to be the most pleasant detention ever experienced by mankind. Further proof that librarians should run the world-or a least be in charge of detention at Bathory High. — Heather Brewer