Absurditee Quotes & Sayings

I never forgot the way she looked; I just forgot that I knew. — Scott Hutchins

So much to rue, but to what end? All unlived lives cancel one another out. — Laini Taylor

I exist. It's sweet, so sweet, so slow. And light: you'd think it floated all by itself. It stirs. It brushes by me, melts and vanishes. Gently, gently. There is bubbling water in my throat, it caresses me- and now it comes up again into my mouth. For ever I shall have a little pool of whitish water in my mouth - lying low - grazing my tongue. And this pool is still me. And the tongue. And the throat is me. — Jean-Paul Sartre

If you cross Fox News Channel, it's not just me, it's Roger Ailes who will go after youThe person gets what's coming to them but never sees it coming. Look at Al Franken, one day he's going to get a knock on his door and life as he's known it will change forever. That day will happen, trust me. — Bill O'Reilly

Every man is put on earth condemned to die. Time and method of execution unknown. — Rod Serling

The ageless Dennis Wise, now in his thirties. — Martin Tyler

[T]he most viciously intolerant campus I ever visited as a lecturer was Brown, where the humanities program has been gutted by a jejune brand of feminist theory and cultural and media studies. — Camille Paglia

Work is both my living and my pleasure. — Harlan Howard

Look here, it's all very tidy and convenient to see the world in black and white ... It's a particular passion of young men eager to sweep away their dusty elders. However, philosophical rigidity is usually combined with a complete lack of education or real-world experience, and it is often augmented with strange haircuts and an aversion to bathing. — Helen Simonson

It is a simple procedure to calculate the number of seeds in an apple. But who among us can ever say how many apples are in a seed? — Wayne Dyer