Absurdistan Movie Quotes & Sayings

He would learn the truth. Tonight he would flout his own rules. Meet the girl alone. Ask her a single question. He could afford that. — Renee Ahdieh

The practical reality of managing cars in the family - I do 36-month leases. I think they're horrible investments. And you want to give them back after their warranty is over. — Kevin O'Leary

There is an enormous pressure placed on gay novelists because they are the only spokespeople. The novelist's first obligation is to be true to his own vision, not to be some sort of common denominator or public relations man to all gay people. — Edmund White

My last performance Some old lady drops the mic And kills everyone I — Rick Riordan

Politics should share one purpose with religion: the steady emancipation of the individual through the education of his passions. — George Will

Our firefighters are our last line of defense, baby. — Jack Scalia

In high school ethics, they went around and asked what everyone thought their classmates were qualified to do. For me, everyone said actress. But to me it was very much 'if it happens, it happens.' — Amanda Schull

It hurts the bald-head just as much as the thatched-head to have his hairs plucked. — Bion Of Borysthenes