Absurdist Humor Quotes & Sayings

Every choice is made in the uncaring blind, no guarantees from the world around us. — Richard Bach

Before I speak, I have something important to say. — Groucho Marx

I love Winston Churchill; I think he had the grace of coming and the grace of leaving - when things were hard he was there, and when it was time to leave, he left. — Lapo Elkann

He tapped into the Zen of ignorance, the enlightenment of absurdity. — Christopher Moore

A man always writes absolutely well whenever he writes in his own manner, but the wigmaker who tries to write like Gellert ... writes badly. — Georg C. Lichtenberg

There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's what keeps daddy in suits. — Craig Ferguson

I wanted to take my writing to another level. I wanted to write stuff that was personal for real. It's one thing to write a lyric that sounds nice in that line - that's not very tricky - but it's a different thing to write something that sounds nice and actually comes from someplace real. — Tove Styrke

I don't watch reality TV, my reality is tough enough. — Alisa Steinberg

A great estate is a great disadvantage to those who do not know how to use it, for nothing is more common than to see wealthy persons live scandalously and miserably; riches do them no service in order to virtue and happiness; therefore 'tis precept and principle, not an estate, that makes a man good for something. — Marcus Aurelius

I think absurdist humor is funny ... — Aziz Ansari

Applause, n. The echo of a platitude. — Ambrose Bierce

The reason why Absurdist plays take place in No Man's Land with only two characters is primarily financial. — Arthur Adamov

Opinion! If every one had so little tact as to give their true opinion when it was asked this would be a miserable world. — Edna Ferber