Absurd Humor Women Aroused Quotes & Sayings

She is worth any price. — Michel Lee King

I came when I was in high school as part of a student exchange program with the Jewish Community Center in New Jersey, to Ramat Eliyahu. You come and volunteer for five weeks at a day camp. I was a teenager - I couldn't really appreciate it as much, and now I come back as an adult and I can really get the flavor of the city, and I love it. — Zach Braff

Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window — Josh Stern

The hills of Galilee were divided into two distinct segments. The southern range split the Samaritan Plain from the Megiddo Plains, or Armageddon, as it was sometimes known. The northeastern hills wove around Tiberias and stretched up to meet the Golan highlands. Between the two, some twenty Roman miles west of the Jordan River, stretched a broad flat region. All the main arteries connecting the northern and southern realms, except for the one Roman road that skirted the western shore of Galilee, met at this point. — Davis Bunn

No matter how strong a condom is, it won't protect you from a broken heart. — A. C. Green

I won't play you because even when I win, I lose. It's never been just a game between us. — Marie Rutkoski

I like to live in happiness because happiness is the ultimate success. — Debasish Mridha

I rely on swearing just to communicate emotion, but I wanted to express the same feelings [in song] without using curse words. — Hutch Harris

There arose a riot among the Jews and Scribes and Pharisees, saying that the whole people was in danger of looking for Jesus as the Christ. So they assembled, and said to James, 'We beseech you to restrain the people, who are going astray after Jesus as though he were the Christ. — Robert H. Eisenman

And what was he protecting you from just now?" Samuel gestured to the ceiling. "Did he think I was going to kill you with my tongue? — Kenya Wright