Absurd But Hiilarious Quotes & Sayings

Environment plays a huge role in my ability to creatively focus and my mood - for better and worse. — Matt Mullenweg

Jacob Woodward had been a professional surfer with an impressive reputation for ten years until he'd — Noelle Adams

Slasher movies are fun. You watch yourself get chopped to pieces, yet you're still alive. You see the blood on the ax and think, Holy **it, this is sick, but you kind of get over your fear of death. — Tara Reid

I have even learned to respond to someone crying by just listening. In the old days I used to reach for the tissues, until I realized that passing a person a tissue may be just another way to shut them down, to take them out of their experience of sadness and grief. Now I just listen. When they have cried all they need to cry, they find me there with them. — Rachel Naomi Remen

Being successful makes you more vulnerable to mistakes — Thabiso Monkoe

Revenge is an act which you want to commit when you are powerless and because you are powerless: as soon as the sense of impotence is removed, the desire evaporates also. — George Orwell

Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty adamant about the brain-eating thing. Then they're going to IKEA, I guess — Christopher Moore

Heavy role in the movies that I've done that I have loved and fit my soul; A Simple Plan, Monster's Ball, Sling Blade, One False Move, Bad Santa even. I mean Bad Santa is a comedy, and it's a very dark comedy, and it's become like iconic, you know. — Billy Bob Thornton

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water. — Jeff Foxworthy

For certain, neither of them sees a happy Present, as the gate opens and closes, and one goes in, and the other goes away. — Charles Dickens

not sure if it was compliment, or an insult, or a complisult; — Penny Reid

I know that in life there will be sickness, devastation, disappointments, heartache - it's a given. What's not a given is the way you choose to get through it all. If you look hard enough, you can always find the bright side. — Rashida Jones

tax records, Patterson was — Karen Fenech