Absorbaid Quotes & Sayings

Diet Coke destroys tooth enamel as much as meth and crack cocaine. — Shelly Crane

Why haven't I made more movies? Nobody asked me. — Elaine Stritch

Asking why rappers always talk about their stuff is like asking why Milton is forever listing the attributes of heavenly armies. Because boasting is a formal condition of the epic form. And those taught that they deserve nothing rightly enjoy it when they succeed in terms the culture understands. — Zadie Smith

Do me a favor? Be a gentleman tomorrow? — Cora Carmack

Myth is much more important and true than history. History is just journalism and you know how reliable that is. — Joseph Campbell

I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't. — Chevy Chase

Jesus was a doer, and not only a talker. He led the way by example. He showed us how to live and minister to others. — Artur Pawlowski

Some women have a pulsing energy almost too sharp and salty to endure and when they are in pain their pain is ferocious and shatters all over the place. — Brian Doyle

I do like Eddie Van Halen as a player. He gets it right quite often. — Paul McCartney

The way I figured, I was just a kid, and if I could take it apart, they surely could put it back together. Then my mom would walk in the kitchen and see me standing on a chair at the counter, holding a screwdriver with disassembled components all over the place. 'What the heck's going on?' 'I'm intrigued how the blender works. — Tim Dorsey

Your money should become active, not passive. — Sunday Adelaja

No amount of regret can make up for a lifetime lost. — Charles Dickens

Those of us in the industry who are still foolishly clinging to the idea that female films with women at the center are niche experiences - they are not. Audiences want to see them and, in fact, they earn money. The world is round, people. — Cate Blanchett

Kingsley looked magnificent, like a Regencyera fever dream. If Jane Austen had set eyes on Kingsley, she would never have written her genteel comedies of manner.
She would have written porn. — Tiffany Reisz