Absentmindedly Def Quotes & Sayings

There are two sorts of good wills. The one says, "I would do well, but it gives me trouble, and I will not do it." The other, "I wish to do well, but I have not as much power as I have will; it is this which holds me back." The first fills Hell, the second Paradise. — Francis De Sales

CMS has a track record of successfully overseeing the many contractors our programs depend on to function. Unfortunately, a subset of those contracts for HealthCare.gov have not met expectations. — Marilyn Tavenner

The shelves of many evangelicals are full of books that point out the flaws in evolution, discuss it only as a theory, and almost imply that there's a conspiracy here to avoid the fact that evolution is actually flawed. All of those books, unfortunately, are based upon conclusions that no reasonable biologist would now accept. — Francis Collins

Enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway. — Jenny Holzer

A king is sometimes obliged to commit crimes; but they are the crimes of his position. — Napoleon Bonaparte

Work is the open sesame of every portal, the great equalizer in the world, the true philosopher's stone which transmutes all the base metal of humanity into gold. — William Osler

I've been doing silly voices since I was a child. — Hank Azaria

Nothing's gonna drag me down to a death that's not worth cheating. — Elliott Smith