Abridgement Episode Quotes & Sayings

When I was in Downing Street, David Cameron saw me and said, "Please, shout it all around and let it penetrate to my cabinet meeting." So I bellowed: "Gordon's alive!" — Brian Blessed

Civilian notions about unreasonable search and seizure and warrants and probable cause stop at an army post main gate. — Lee Child

Momma always said that a true lady never lets someone know when he's riled her; otherwise, she's giving away her power and her crown. My — Carolyn Brown

I don't know, it's odd that girls ask if they can hug me. Don't ask, do it. I'm just a regular guy — Niall Horan

Being afreaid proves you're alive and awake. — Tim Winton

Botany I rank with the most valuable sciences. — Thomas Jefferson

They studied the phenomenon at Harvard." "They studied soul-stealing at Harvard?" "What else do you think they do in business school? In any case, it's called the Ikea effect." "As in furniture? — Eliza Crewe