Abridged Beer Quotes & Sayings

Did you need Jordan for something, Cookie?" Gavin asked with thinly veiled impatience. Hands back in his pockets, he took a step away from Jordan. "Or do you merely excel at crappy timing?"
"Sorry, Chief." Cookie's short purple-and-blue hair stuck out in a hundred different directions, and she winked when she peeked out from behind the swinging door ...
"It's a gift."
"That's not what I would call it," he grumbled. — Sara Humphreys

All desires are the inappropriate substitute for the desire to be at one with God. — Russell Brand

Comedy and drama are less ageist media for women than stuff like light entertainment. But in TV or film, women have to be more pleasing on the eye than men. — Sharon Horgan

Chance; pure chance. But chance was a dull explanation because it denied the possibility of the paranormal, and people were often disappointed by dull explanations. Mystery and the unknown were far more exciting because they suggested that our world was not quite as prosaic as we feared it might be. Yet we had to adjure those temptations because they lead to a world of darkness and fear. — Alexander McCall Smith

It'd be better if he were easier to hate. — Suzanne Collins

All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air. — Jerry Coleman

Kenny was bludgeoning his cucumber. — Nichole Chase

The heart has its reasons; it's the mind that's suspect. — Bel Kaufman

Da Pak was a group out of Chicago. It was a put-together group. We actually met for the first time at this showcase. They were like 'Yo, you should do a song together.' So we did. It just so happened that the name of the song was 'Wolf Pak.' They said, 'Y'all should be a group called Da Pak, and here's a record deal.' — Lupe Fiasco

Though sporting a hideous mustache is in no way comparable to the physical pain and mental suffering men with these diseases endure, Movember still forces participants to challenge their manhood on a daily basis. Growing a moustache for men's cancer isn't as feel-good an activity as running a marathon for a cure. — David Sax

A thing resounds when it rings true, Ringing all the bells inside of you, Like a golden sky on a summer eve Your heart is tugging at your sleeve, And you cannot say why ... There must be more — Andrew Peterson

Nothing is true, but that which is simple. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The Eight Words That Will Change Your Life are: "I can do this and I do it!" The word "this" is like a fill in the blank. "I can have a wonderful relationship and I do it." "I can be a happy person and I do it." "I can attract an extra $10,000 this quarter and I do it." "I can have a career I love and make an excellent living and I do it." You get the idea. — Jonathan Manske

The quality of the box matters little. Success depends upon the man who sits in it. — Manfred Von Richthofen