Abrasiveness Index Quotes & Sayings

I would rather be a librarian, but I worry about the job security. Books may be temporary; dicks are forever. The — Gillian Flynn

A bat flies straight towards my face. it gives me a perfect view of of possibly one of the ugliest creatures alive. It has long ears and what looks like a piece of salad on the end of its nose. I'm being attacked by Master Yoda with wings! — J.E. Fison

Eros, who was awakened when the girdle was cast aside, thought it unfitting that the Goddess of Love should turn herself into a Goddess of War, since that post was already filled by Athena. On the other hand, a battle between the Goddess of Love with the God of War also did not make sense, as they should either make love or make war & indulge either in love-games or war-games. For how could one party make love whilst the other make war at the same time? For it took two parties to either make love or make war.
And thus Eros decided to turn Mars into the God of Hate to see whether a battle between Love & Hate could produce Chaos, since Love & Chaos were one & so were Hate & Chaos. And thus Eros sent Phobos & Deimos to Mars, to turn the God of War into the God of Hate. — Nicholas Chong

If simplicity were easy, we would see more of it. — Tom Kelley

If I have any sexist feelings they are aimed at men: I hate manly men. — David Bailey

I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in. — Margaret Smith

They both looked at me in a way that was fast becoming familiar: two parts bafflement to one part awe at my talent for making a bad situation worse. — David Bennun

Each job requires a conscious choice of career path, and a different plan of development. — Auliq Ice

Justice is a social construct. It's well known that the physical universe isn't fair. Nevertheless, it's difficult to decide which is more provoking: good people suffering or evil people prospering. — Susan Cartwright

Lynch is an ordinary, smalltown guy and he just sees strange things in people. — Jack Nance

I want the pain of knowing them, and by extension myself: who and what I really am. Maybe with that scalpel, red-hot and sterilized in tears, I can begin to carve out the rot inside of me. — Isaac Marion

Years later,
I still wanted to give up
friends, love, starry skies,
for a house where no one
was home, no one coming back,
and all I could drink — Raymond Carver

Briefly, I was a journalist in my twenties, although not a very good one. I didn't quite grasp the whole concept of accuracy. — Jennifer Finney Boylan