Abramoff Quotes & Sayings

I got into lobbying kind of against my will at first. I frankly didn't want to be a lobbyist, but I realized that in lobbying I could do things politically that were interesting to me and do some what I thought would be good. I'm not sure it all turned out like that, but at least that was some of the initial thinking. — Jack Abramoff

I mean, money is a tool. — Jack Abramoff

I'm a human being. I'm not perfect. — Jack Abramoff

As a lobbyist, I was completely against term limits, and I know a lot of people are against term limits, and I was one of the leaders, because why? As a lobbyist, once you buy a congressional office, you don't have to re-buy that office in six years, right? — Jack Abramoff

Some issues lend themselves to grassroots campaigns - homeschooling works well - but others require contrivance and connivance to whip up support. Often, lobbyists will hire vendors to dispatch blast emails and robocalls in the hopes of bombarding Congressional offices with citizen fury. — Jack Abramoff

Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going to burst into flames in that courtroom? — Jay Leno

As a result, I've been portrayed as a cynical barbarian preying on the very clients I was charged to defend. — Jack Abramoff

I'm an aggressive person. — Jack Abramoff

As a lobbyist, I thought it only natural and right that my clients should reward those members who saved them such substantial sums with generous contributions. This quid pro quo became one of hallmarks of our lobbying efforts. — Jack Abramoff

I'm a hypercompetitive individual. — Jack Abramoff

All I have, really, is my creativity. — Jack Abramoff

I'm not asking people to feel sorry for me. — Jack Abramoff

No one wants a domain with their name on it owned by somebody else. — Jack Abramoff

I don't pay much attention to sports. — Jack Abramoff

In my religion it's actually better to know you're doing wrong and try to improve that wrong than to think philosophically that what you're doing is right and in fact it is wrong. — Jack Abramoff

It's very difficult for felons to live in society. — Jack Abramoff

Well, I think the great tragedy in American politics is what is legal, not what is illegal. — Jack Abramoff

Prisoners do different things. Some write, some read. Some engage in athletic events and working out and some do all of that. Some get involved in the religious groups that they're part of. Some get involved in hobbies that are permitted in prison. There are plenty of ways to stay busy. You're never going to survive in prison unless you start getting busy. — Jack Abramoff

I can't afford to be a member of a golf course. — Jack Abramoff

Jack Abramoff is the world's best lobbyist - for the Federal Penitentiary System. — P. J. O'Rourke

Congress doesn't hate Congress. — Jack Abramoff

Words will not be able to ever express how sorry I am for this, and I have profound regret and sorrow for the multitude of mistakes and harm I have caused. — Jack Abramoff

They realize that spending millions to save billions is just good business. — Jack Abramoff

I'm not a complete libertarian. There is a proper role in some areas of the government to have rules and regulations - I'm not an anarchist. — Jack Abramoff

I try to avoid saying anything positive about any presidential candidate for fear that if I actually like them then I will kill their campaign. — Jack Abramoff

I support myself by public speaking and trying to work on as many appropriate and legitimate ventures as I can. — Jack Abramoff

A senator will come off Capitol Hill and they'll be barred from two years from lobbying in the Senate. So they'll pick the phone up and they'll call their buddy, the senator, their old buddies, and they'll say, 'Listen, I'm here at this law firm now. I can't lobby you, but my new partner, Jack, can lobby you.' — Jack Abramoff

If you chose to serve in Congress or on a congressional staff, you should be barred for life from working for any company, organization, or association which lobbies the federal government. — Jack Abramoff

Being somebody who wants to be religious doesn't make me perfect and doesn't make me necessarily any better than anybody else. It maybe makes me better than I would have been if I didn't have that level. — Jack Abramoff

All I want is for people not to see me as this cartoon monster. — Jack Abramoff

With Jack Abramoff under indictment, a number of readers have suggested that now he might flip and try to offer the feds some figures higher up the food-chain. — Joshua Micah Marshall

I might dream, but I am no dreamer. — Jack Abramoff

Access is vital in lobbying. If you can't get in your door, you can't make your case. — Jack Abramoff

I can't vote again ever, so political party is not a relevant thing for me. — Jack Abramoff

Class envy is dangerous. — Jack Abramoff

I'm not exactly the endorsement people are seeking. — Jack Abramoff

I know I'm intellectually capable of finding a series of things and making hundreds of millions. I have to get there and do it. Carefully. Legally. — Jack Abramoff

In the past two years, I've started the process of becoming a new man. I am much chastened and profoundly remorseful over the reckless and hurtful things I have done in my life, especially those which have brought me before you today. — Jack Abramoff

You can't take a congressman to lunch for $25 and buy him a hamburger or a steak or something like that. But you can take him to a fund-raising lunch and not only buy him that steak, but give him $25,000 extra and call it a fund-raiser - and have all the same access and all the same interactions with that congressman. — Jack Abramoff

Democrats don't react the same way Republicans do, because they are not forced to react the same way Republicans are forced to react. They get to be as corrupt as, basically, they want, and just ignore it. — Jack Abramoff

The hope in radio is to build an audience over a number of years, a slow build to see if something works. — Jack Abramoff

One of my personality defects, perhaps, is that I'm rather ADD, and I work on a bunch of things at once. — Jack Abramoff

In the past few years I have begun the process of becoming a new man. — Jack Abramoff

I did this within a philosophical framework, and a moral and legal framework. And I have been turned into a cartoon of the greatest villain in the history of lobbying. — Jack Abramoff

That D.C. grand jury investigation of Abramoff can't go on forever. Eventually the lawyers at the Public Integrity Section will go to their bosses with some decisions about just who they want to indict. That's when Al Gonzales will have to show his cards. — Joshua Micah Marshall

If I read the articles about me, and I didn't know me, I would think I was Satan. — Jack Abramoff

Some of the immediate causes of Jack Abramoff's troubles were some Indian elections that went bad for him. — Joshua Micah Marshall

I'm not trying to become popular. — Jack Abramoff

Well, I don't think most Americans are playing the super-PAC game. I think what you have is elites on both sides playing the super-PAC game. — Jack Abramoff

I think the American people deserve somebody telling them what is really happening in Washington. — Jack Abramoff

In Hollywood, they put the knife in your front; in D.C., they put it in your back. I found far fewer duplicitous people in Hollywood. — Jack Abramoff

Having gone through what I went through, watching my family be torn to shreds and my children suffer immensely, I can't be the agent of doing that to someone else. I can't be the agent of causing someone to go to prison. — Jack Abramoff

Human beings are weak. — Jack Abramoff

If you make the choice to serve the public, public service, then serve the public, not yourself. — Jack Abramoff

Lobbying is not a bad thing. I'm not trying to say that we shouldn't have lobbyists or we shouldn't have lobbying to petition our government. It's in the Constitution, and it's something that should be honorable and good. — Jack Abramoff

I am much chastened and profoundly remorseful. I can only hope that the Almighty and those whom I have wronged will forgive me my trespasses. — Jack Abramoff

You can't beat somebody with nobody. — Jack Abramoff