Abplanalp Jacia Quotes & Sayings

I want the world to know that people like me who have returned from the half-world of mental oblivion are not forever contaminated. We have been sick. — Jimmy Piersall

Who needs fan mail when you have the Internet? — Nuno Bettencourt

We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe. — Patton Oswalt

Dream big, I dreamt of being taller when I was a kid, reinforced with flashbacks everyday I exercised diligently and to my surprise, I am still 5 feet tall. — Pushpa Rana

I used to see Jim [Carrey] in comedy clubs and tell him 'This isn't going to get you anywhere. What you're good at is that nice Jimmy Stewart stuff.' Thank God he never listened. — Jane Leeves