Aboyne Golf Quotes & Sayings

Women are using makeup to make their eyes look puffy, their noses look red, and instead of going to the gym, they start their day with a brisk walk of shame. — Peter Sagal

Creation has the truth written all over it - the age of the universe, the history of the world - but nine-tenths of mankind either don't know it or think it's a sham, because it isn't what their book or their prophet says, and it isn't cozy or manipulable enough. — Sheri S. Tepper

And once you cease to be a real person, you stop being a good actor. — Scott Speedman

Sometimes, occasionally, people will make out in the audience, completely not aware that there's a human being onstage just yards away from them, who can see them. Sometimes people think that you're on television while you're onstage, so you're not even a person. — Mike Birbiglia

One other thing I think a conservative believes is that the parents, not government, are and should be responsible for the upbringing and behavior of their children. — Lyn Nofziger

all this Beethoven and rain — Michael Ondaatje

It is difficult for people of advanced years to start remembering they must die. It is best to form the habit while young. — Muriel Spark

I believe marriages would in general be as happy, and often more so, if they were all made by the lord chancellor, upon a due consideration of the characters and circumstances, without the parties having any choice in the matter. — Samuel Johnson

No one would barbecue their family dog. Why is a cow or a pig or a chicken different? — Mike Ness