Aaugh Stewie Quotes & Sayings

The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life. — Tim Minchin

People must not choose their neighbors; they must take the neighbors that God sends them. The neighbor is just the person who is next to you at the moment, the person with whom any business has brought you into contact. — George MacDonald

Perhaps he was a stand-in for who I was, a primitive version of the me I'd lost track of and sloughed off in America. My shadow self, my picture of Dorian Gray, my mad brother in the attic, my Mr Hyde, my very, very rough draft. Me unmasked, unchained, unleashed, unfinished: me untrammeled, me in rags, me enraged. Me without books, without finish, without a green card. Me with a Kalashnikov. — Andre Aciman

Wear it home, it'll look like a dress. — Stephen King

I should have written books instead of reading them. — Alan Lightman

A good selfie is when you successfully capture the feeling of that very moment! — Anamika Mishra

The only woman I have to be better than is the one I was yesterday...I have no competition. — Dawn Jasper

Unlike some of my peers, I haven't really hit a writer's block. When I hit a block I just paint, which is an old crop rotation trick. — Joni Mitchell

Seldom can one hate a person if one understand that person. — Robin Hobb

Prevention is one of the few known ways to reduce demand for health and aged care services. — Julie Bishop