Aarp Funny Quotes & Sayings

When men no longer fear God, they transgress His laws without hesitation. The fear of consequences is no deterrent when the fear of God is gone. — Aiden Wilson Tozer

The secret is to listen to what she doesn't say, see what she doesn't do, and hold her when she doesn't cry — Brittainy C. Cherry

No matter how badly senators want to know things, judicial nominees are limited in what they may discuss. That limitation is real, and it comes from the very nature of what judges do. — Orrin Hatch

Men take what women make and claim it as their own.Men don't love childrenThey kill them in a heartbeat to hurt a woman — Jessica Valenti

The love of God is not generic. God looks with love upon every man and woman, calling them by name. — Pope Francis

The most important sign in Matthew has to be the restoration of the Jews to the land in the rebirth of Israel. — Hal Lindsey

So, you know, if, if I wanted to get up and just play golf one day, I would just get up and play golf. If I wanted to go to Vegas, I would just get up and go to Vegas. — Michael Phelps

Some people coddle their own afflictions the way others spoil small pedigreed dogs with cans of pate. — Lionel Shriver

If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well. — Jonathan Raban

Love's just a waste of energy
and life's just a waste of time
so why don't we get together
we could waste everything tonight — Jack Johnson