Aanstoot Neem Quotes & Sayings

Never use naughtiness in mixed company, unless your witticism is so funny that your audience will shoot tears of happiness out of their eyes with a velocity sufficient to powerwash a small bus. Any joke that falls short of that standard will make you lose respect in the eyes of everyone except your best friends, who, as you know, lost respect for you long ago. — Scott Adams

You've stolen my heart, baby. No one and nothing's going to change that. I belong to you. — Kendall Ryan

It's never too late to get a new design, and if you wanna compete you gotta visualize. — Ray Davies

I have to learn that the aim in life is God's, not mine. — Oswald Chambers

Artists are the best theologians. They feel things that are true before theologians can jargonize them into obscurity. — Tony Campolo

The tales we tell ourselves about ourselves makes us who we are. — Megan McCafferty

WikiLeaks is exposing our government officials for the frauds that they are. They also show us how governments work together to lie to their citizens when they are waging war. — Jesse Ventura

The possibility that terrorist groups could obtain weapons of mass destruction should not be dismissed as a fiction. This is a horrific threat the international community should take seriously. As long as these weapons exist, so, too, does the risk of their use - by accident or design. — Ban Ki-moon

But you said you no longer care for the world's opinion," I said to him, "nor will I. — Valerie Martin

That fire you see can't last. Still, as it burns, it lights everything. — David Kirby

We might have been - these are but common words, and yet they make the sum of life's bewailing. — Letitia Elizabeth Landon