A K A Tommy Chong Quotes & Sayings

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. — Tommy Chong

I want my ashes either with some really good primo or as some fertilizer for plants. — Tommy Chong

Awakening your spiritual side is really what artists do. When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world. — Tommy Chong

My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to get my act going again, it gave me material. — Tommy Chong

Marijuana is a proven medicine. — Tommy Chong

One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in the back and I could see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards trying to get in the club and they couldn't get in cause it was to crowded. — Tommy Chong

It's like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier. — Tommy Chong

No. Maceo played sax, didn't he, well they used to sit in. — Tommy Chong

Look at all the drug busts all over the country. There must be an audience there somewhere. My feeling is that if we're losing the war on drugs, let's do a movie for the enemy. — Tommy Chong

The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya. — Tommy Chong

The GRAMMY was a huge deal. It's the height of any musical career. — Tommy Chong

Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya. — Tommy Chong

I'm as clean as a whistle. — Tommy Chong

The thing is about Cheech & Chong, we've brought more families together than Dr. Phil. — Tommy Chong

Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown acts would call. — Tommy Chong

But you can't exercise and be high. It's impossible. — Tommy Chong

Well I don't know, I might have lost my citizenship, I don't think you can lose your citizenship though. — Tommy Chong

Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicians that were funny. — Tommy Chong

Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words that no one else would say. — Tommy Chong

I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you'd get the girls. — Tommy Chong

If more people were stoned there would be less violence in the world. — Tommy Chong

The way jazz works is that we take a theme, and then we write using the same structure, same chord changes, and then we can do different tunes. — Tommy Chong

Music has always been a big part of Cheech & Chong's career, so it's just natural. You know, I was a musician before I met Cheech and had a record with Motown, and so I've got the cred. — Tommy Chong

Because the pot takes the edge off the adrenaline, and it also clears your mind of it, and then you can see things a lot clearer. — Tommy Chong

Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of the most rewarding experiences in the world. — Tommy Chong

Life, especially in America, is ruled by corporations. — Tommy Chong

Everything that happens to me is very cosmic. — Tommy Chong

I was more of a weightlifter. — Tommy Chong

There is an intelligence factor that works with the spoken word. With words, you have to understand meaning and nuances and things like that. You have to be able to relate ... but with music it's just music. — Tommy Chong

Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies. — Tommy Chong