9th Work Anniversary Quotes & Sayings

My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High ... the only problem was, my English teacher was a guy ... I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers. — Eminem

If you're a social democrat, then you think it's cool to pay taxes. For me, tax is the finest expression for what politics really is. — Mona Sahlin

Blaming women is always in fashion. — Erica Jong

Methinks Sir Robert should have carried his Monarchical Power one step higher and satisfied the World, that Princes might eat their Subjects too. — John Locke

It's strange that so many people think it's glamorous and fun to be on a set, I guess it shows they do a good job of hiding reality! — Michael Jeter

You - my life - my All - farewell.
Oh, go on loving me - never doubt
the faithfullest heart
Of your beloved
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Ever thine
Ever mine
Ever ours. — Ludwig Van Beethoven

I hate unsolicited wetness. — David Finch

My ambition was to be a record producer, and I had started doing that in the late '60s with my work with the MC5 and my friend Livingston Taylor. — Jon Landau

I was lucky I went to school in London because the tutors could see what to do. I knew I wanted to do something different. Why would I want to do what other people were already doing, because they would always do it better? I always wanted to work around the body. So throughout my college years, my work was quite free. — Hussein Chalayan

The river was slow here, our old Cherwell, but kitted out with treacherous tree roots and crumbling banks, and just enough depth to scare one toward salvation. — Gregory Maguire

Am I athletic? In my dreams. — Hugh Bonneville